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sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

devonjwerkheiser:

I feel ashamed because I didn’t even realize he died last weekend until now and I actually had to look up who he was. But I knew his name sounded familiar. He played Mr. Wright on Ned’s Declassified.

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R.I.P. Meshach Taylor

applespine:

thehiddentriforce:

yandere-dono:

thehiddentriforce:

itsspookytoremember:

You know what? I’m pretty smartimage

I should be on the…………..image

Honour Roll

Your Zuko costume’s pretty good, but your scar’s on the wrong side.

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Tumblr-user thehiddentriforce will forever carry dishonor with them.

For everyone who completely missed it, allow me to be less subtle:

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who’s the one carrying eternal dishonour now?

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isolated-roots:

triumphantshananigans:

yourknightoflife:

fallenpitch:

princssyue:

themelonlordapproves:

Amazing

(OMFG NO

{OMG GUYS}

THAT LAST ONE THO

It becomes too nonsensical NOT to reblog this xD

Bye

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timelord-youngblood:

Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!

Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
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soudcloud:

soudcloud:

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE GOOGLE 

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moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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awwww-cute:

Four paws make the best pillow

awwww-cute:

Four paws make the best pillow

tomorrowwillburn:

femmewitch:

florencewelchismyreligion:

Florence and the Machine - Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
[live @ Orange Warsaw Festival 06.14.2014] xx

This is out of this world. 

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florence my goddess.

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

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lovetastesbetterwithakiss:

beben-eleben:

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perfect reaction gif

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soaring-skies:

Happened to screencap Lockdown and look at that SMIRK. i didnt catch the full smirk but you know.