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anemicshoe:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

A quick reminder that PETA is literal scum of the earth. 

homofaggins:

burqalicious:

quirkybrittany:

everyday-departure:

salsagurl:

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

"synthesize big macs out of nothing" is breaking the law of conservation of mass
don’t ever break that law (◕‿◕✿)
ever (⊙‿⊙✿)
It’s always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience ♒(★‿★)♒!

brittany u ok

I think brittany needs some air

homofaggins:

burqalicious:

quirkybrittany:

everyday-departure:

salsagurl:

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

"synthesize big macs out of nothing" is breaking the law of conservation of mass

don’t ever break that law (◕‿◕✿)

ever (⊙‿⊙✿)

It’s always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience ♒(★‿★)♒!

brittany u ok

I think brittany needs some air

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfchaos:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

stfuprolifers:

stfuconservatives:

foxes-of-harrow:

theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:









I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.

The ‘Choose Bulbasaur’ one is my favourite :D

I lost it at portal

SCIENCE IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT CHOICE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfchaos:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

stfuprolifers:

stfuconservatives:

foxes-of-harrow:

theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:

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I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.

The ‘Choose Bulbasaur’ one is my favourite :D

I lost it at portal

SCIENCE IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT CHOICE

captainjaneways-bitch:

attention-deficit-ooo-dick:

This is my appreciation of Alex’s Butt post. I mean just damn. if you don’t follow him for his stunning looks, great voice, cute dorky side or anything else…follow him for his ass.

http://captainjaneways-bitch.tumblr.com/

Omg you made a collection of my ass. :P

no one compares to you

(Source: istillgotmymoney)

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack)

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

staticwaffles:

All For You by Imagine Dragons.

ernrys:

spacethefinalfuck:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

this is fab BUT WHERE ARE THEIR NAMES?

  1. Ching Shih (1775–1844) or also known as Cheng I Sao (x)
  2. this one already says Nancy Wake but you can read more here
  3. this one also already lists Lyudmila Pavlichenko
  4. Rukhsana Kausar
  5. This group is called the Gulabi Gang
  6. Neerja Bhanot
  7. Zainab Bibi
  8. Susan Kuhnhausen
  9. Parinya Charoenphol or Parinya Kiatbusaba (born June 9, 1981), more popularly known as Nong ThoomNong Toom or Nong Tum (x)
  10. Juliane Koepcke
stonerthings:

Same

lordegodfrey:

Carousel" by Melanie Martinez, used for the extended trailer for American Horror Story: Freakshow

kaalashnikov:

my roommate texted me this past midnight and i cant breathe

kaalashnikov:

my roommate texted me this past midnight and i cant breathe

(Source: davnnh)