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••Halo Series, Borderlands, Assassin Creed Series, Mass Effect Series, Dead Space Series, The Elder Scrolls Series • •

••Adele, Azealia Banks, Britney Spears, Cher, Daft Punk, David Archuleta, Florence & The Machine, Lady Gaga, Imagine Dragons, Ke$ha, Lana Del Rey, Marina & the Diamonds, Miley Cyrus, Natalia Kills, Rihanna, Scissor Sisters, Sky Ferreira, Skylar Grey ••

••American Horror Story, Falling Skies, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Tron, & Transformers••

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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

(Source: arvidabystrom)

fizzucker:

This scene needs to be talked about more.

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

officialunitedstates:

do airplanes have horns like honk honk I’m flying through

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browningtons:

When people say Halo has slow gameplay i just feel theyre not good at halo

(Source: skinnymeanwoman)

(Source: cyborglovesong)

One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!

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maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing homosexual ray

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing homosexual ray